Author Topic: The first thing to your right is now in your ass. (Read 14436 times)

Joker Card · March 30, 2011, 08:53:33 PM

My window. Hold on, I need to warm up first.

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Oasis · March 30, 2011, 08:54:17 PM

A roughly 2ftx2ft statue of an eagle.

HelplessNobb88 · March 30, 2011, 08:54:40 PM

OW forget

A COMPUTER SPEAKER

oh wait, now i can play music out my ass!

otto-san · March 30, 2011, 08:55:35 PM

a chair

wait no

The cord to my external hard drive. :o

Drak · March 30, 2011, 08:55:43 PM

My buttplugs.

carolcat · March 30, 2011, 08:56:28 PM

A whole table.

Master Shadow Phoenix · March 30, 2011, 08:59:27 PM

My house.

Kevdude · March 30, 2011, 09:00:18 PM

A pillow, feels good mang

Deus Ex · March 30, 2011, 09:00:40 PM

My um...
My cellphone.
Talk about butt-dialing.

Daedalus · March 30, 2011, 09:02:32 PM

My buttplugs.

ohohoho

sorrel · March 30, 2011, 09:13:40 PM

MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT, MY HAND!

Deus Ex · March 30, 2011, 09:15:54 PM

FISTING

PowerDag · March 30, 2011, 09:18:16 PM

THERE'S A CORD UP MY ASS. I'M GETTING JUICED UP THROUGH MY ASS.

lordfeline · March 30, 2011, 09:26:01 PM

oh stuff...
my open butterfly knife

Night Fox · March 30, 2011, 09:26:41 PM

my butterfly knife

yeah
sure
whatever you say, buddy