DEEP SPACE - Totally not a rip-off of Dead Space

[Shadowed999]

He used his charm on the female teachers. >Examine map.

[Ad Bot]

[Deus Ex]

-Alright, let's take a look-see...
You are currently in the hallway east of the hangar. The elevator is straight ahead, the cargo hold is to the right, and the maintenance access is to the left.

[Shadowed999]

To the left we go

[Deus Ex]

-You go to the left, finding the maintenance corridors with ease. Sadly, there aren't-
"Markus, there is something up ahead. I suggest extreme caution."

[Shadowed999]

Crap. We need wepons. Get a pipe or something then continue along with caution.

[Deus Ex]

-You suddenly remember you have a PLASMA CUTTER and take it from it's holster. Alright, let's do this stuff.

[Shadowed999]

Ready cutter and display ammo. Proceed with caution.

[Deus Ex]

Come on people, shadow can't be the only one who posts!


-The cutter has 10 pulses left. You proceed into corridor. SUDDENLY A WILD- the forget is that thing? Osht it's attacking!

[Shadowed999]

Shoot its arms off!

[Deus Ex]

2!
You shoot one of it's arms off, but it lunges at you and slams you into the wall. Osht!

[hotshot87]

3!
it fails
3!
you fail

[?]

3!
it fails
3!
you fail

5!
As soon as you press a letter on your keyboard you have a heart attack and explode into a million pieces.

[Deus Ex]

Well if you two  are quite done, I'd like an actual command and not your failed attempts at humor.

[LeeroyBlockhead]

Deus Ex, may I control Alexander the Friendly Necromorph?

[Shadowed999]

No such thing as a friendly necrmorph.