Sorry, I was posting that from my phone, and I hit the character limit. Here is my longer response:
Sk8GameFreak, who misspells his name in this thread, you seem to have a skewed view of what happened. Here is the vantage point of a more normal person (abridged of course, for your simple mind):
You would like someone to teach you to script.
I advise you to use a tutorial.
You seem to think this is stupid, saying "obviously, derp. I knew that."
I respond to your short message, and send you a PM, basically saying that I am willing to show you to script, but you had no reason to take offense and call me a derp and that YOU should apologise.
You claim to no longer want to learn torque, and say "DERP DERP DERP YOU'RE STUPID DEEEEERP" and lock the topic, then send me a PM.
I move the discussion into your failing "thread of win", where you continue to be ignorant and a general Troll.
You continue to send me moronic PMs, but I respect the "Private" part of Private Message, and do not want to embarrass you any more with your own crap.
Can we get some more intelligent opinions here?