Author Topic: forget why do the new zealand people make such sad commercials?! (Read 3607 times)

Alpha Command · April 10, 2011, 10:18:31 PM

Quote from: Katamari007 on April 10, 2011, 10:16:48 PM

That man should have eaten a Fruit-E-Bar before going down those stairs.

GWPSP090 1 year ago 31

yeah the glass top at the bottom of the stairs could have broken his fall
bucjo813 1 year ago 5

I loving laughed at those comments :C

Lol. GLASS top. He's more likely to get skewered than stop falling.

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Katamari007 · April 10, 2011, 10:18:43 PM

Quote from: Alpha Command on April 10, 2011, 10:17:23 PM

I was like, "When's he gonna fall? Aha, stairs! Perfect!"
Also, the box cushioned his fall.

that broken leg looked so real D:

Alpha Command · April 10, 2011, 10:19:28 PM

e should change this to the "New Zealand Dying People Comercials Megathread".

Deathwishez · April 10, 2011, 10:21:02 PM

Pfft. my grandmother has fallen down the stairs, head first, many times.

Not once did she break or bruise anything.

Max4344 · April 10, 2011, 10:22:42 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=161TJ21QTas&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8zVnErdPfE&feature=related

Alpha Command · April 10, 2011, 10:26:02 PM

Quote from: Max4344 on April 10, 2011, 10:22:42 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=161TJ21QTas&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8zVnErdPfE&feature=related

Lol'd at the first one. That blood going onto the wall is so obvious that it's getting sprayed out of a bottle. So pathetic. Also it was plain weird.
Second one was already posted.

Deathwishez · April 10, 2011, 10:26:44 PM

1) What if I'm not near one of those terminals

2) Get the forget up you wimpy piece of stuff

Alpha Command · April 10, 2011, 10:27:41 PM

Quote from: Deathwishez on April 10, 2011, 10:26:44 PM

1) What if I'm not near one of those terminals

2) Get the forget up you wimpy piece of stuff

Lol.

EDIT: I've slipped over getting out of a shower before. I was like, "Seriously? That didn't hurt." And got straight up.

Deathwishez · April 10, 2011, 10:30:38 PM

Quote from: Alpha Command on April 10, 2011, 10:27:41 PM

I've slipped over getting out of a shower before. I was like, "Seriously? That didn't hurt." And got straight up.

Inorite?

And why didn't that chick knock.

And why is that room so loving big? Showers don't go in the middle of the room.

Alpha Command · April 10, 2011, 10:31:28 PM

Quote from: Deathwishez on April 10, 2011, 10:30:38 PM

And why is that room so loving big? Showers don't go in the middle of the room.

Maybe it's in the Whitehouse and the wimpy future president slipped and he didn't get up because he expected his CIA bodyguards to help him.

Nethog · April 10, 2011, 10:33:15 PM

oh god what the heck

Deathwishez · April 10, 2011, 10:34:46 PM

Quote from: Alpha Command on April 10, 2011, 10:31:28 PM

Maybe it's in the Whitehouse and the wimpy future president slipped and he didn't get up because he expected his CIA bodyguards to help him.

The president doesn't shower alone. That's a national secuity risk.

His body guards are with him at all times... all... times...

DrenDran · April 10, 2011, 10:34:50 PM

Quote from: Deathwishez on April 10, 2011, 10:30:38 PM

And why didn't that chick knock.

Why would she?
It's kinda implied that they're husband and wife or something of the sort.

Nethog · April 10, 2011, 10:36:56 PM

this is not a new zealand commercial but

its kinda related to the one ike posted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQl8NtHzZHY&feature=related

Sheath · April 10, 2011, 10:37:40 PM

Quote from: Katamari007 on April 10, 2011, 10:07:47 PM

are these people sheep in human costumes?

No more than you are in fat suits.

Quote from: Deathwishez on April 10, 2011, 10:30:38 PM

And why is that room so loving big? Showers don't go in the middle of the room.

Its not that uncommon, many modern bathrooms center showers or more commonly bathtubs in the center of rooms. You'd obviously carry a larger bill than your average house to build one lol.