i'm too lazy to use bbc on my wii so just pick out what's what on your own
Okay then, that's fine.
Get out, you faker. No one believes you're a teacher with the behavior you're demonstrated. (well hell tell that to, say, night fox, he said himself for me that i'm a teacher.) You say you have cast-off figures with removable clothes on your desk at one of the top schools in Illinois. (i'm sorry are you even capable of following the flow of a conversation. i said i have WORKSAFE figures, azzu asked if the are NOT WORK SAFE figures and i used cast-offs as an example) You say you're married. Which I doubt. (that's pretty predictable) You've posted a picture before, albeit slightly blurred, but you could still see your face. There is no way you're 25 as you say. You looked...17 tops. (as stated, i'm still pretty young. have you met anyone in their 20's, even their 30's before, outside of television? doesn't help i'm fairly small) You're not fooling anyone. (i must be one hell of an actor then, call tom hanks)
cry about the fact that i'm older than you all you want, you have no real proof as well. it's worth noting "MY PROOF IS HE HAS NO PROOF" isn't really valid in, say, court. and i myself, as i've said, don't really care for the opinions of random kids on the internet, so go ahead.
for that matter, you seemed reasonably respectable, but chances are you knew from my past actions that i'd say no and were already preparing that banter in your head. hell you might even have had another tab open for the purpose.
tl;dr forget goofy you are stupid