Off Topic > Drama
How to Drama Properly
brickybob:
--- Quote from: Kalphiter on April 19, 2011, 05:59:13 PM ---inb4backfire
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I don't even have to flame someone who takes that seriously. Them taking a joke seriously already says how stupid they are.
DrenDran:
No one is going to learn from this.
Otis Da HousKat:
Otis Da HousKat's Style-Guide for Drama Forum Posting
Step 1.
Is your topic worth posting? (The answer is always no)
Step 2.
Know whether your topic belongs in drama or not. (Protip: this topic doesn't)
Step 3a.
Type out your post. Word it carefully and fill it with ample evidence backing up your claims.
Step 3b. -OPTIONAL-
Realize your incessant internet bitching accomplishes nothing and do the mature thing, delete your post draft and go spend your time on some productive endeavor. (No one does this)
Step 4.
Ignore step 3a and write a poorly structured post composed of ad hominem insults and spectral evidence.
Step 5.
Call anyone who disagrees with you any combination of[*]Troll
[*]Idiot
[*]Homoloveual
[*]Noob
[*]Bandwagoner
[*]Obese
[*]Loser
[*]Gay baby stuff[/list]
Step 6.
Cry and threaten to lock the topic.
Step 7.
Realize you can't edit or lock in Drama.
Step 8.
Back pedal furiously in a vain attempt to salvage any shred of dignity or reputation you may have had (none if you're at this step).
Step 9.
Get banned for:[*]Attention Whoring (Rule 5)
[*]Shock image spam
[*]Too cool for the internet
[*]Being a massive jack-off that would do the world a favor by rolling over dead on the ground to give back the nutrients you stole from the grass[/list]
Jairo:
--- Quote from: brickybob on April 19, 2011, 05:56:57 PM ---The Forums itself - It's not going to change, just leave.
- Keep cool, and stay low. Bursting into a hissy-fit rage will only make you look like an idiot
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Directed at Nobot?
:cookieMonster:
Skip:
--- Quote from: Otis Da HousKat on April 19, 2011, 07:51:46 PM ---Step 5.
Call anyone who disagrees with you any combination of[*]Troll
[*]Idiot
[*]Homoloveual
[*]Noob
[*]Bandwagoner
[*]Obese
[*]Loser
[*]Gay baby stuff[/list]
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You forgot furry.