The Bible is interpreted in a wide variety of ways.

[Night Fox]

New testament.
Anyways, I hate how people think they can sin a lot and use Jesus as a safety buzzer. Like, disagreements on how much you can sin as a Christian.

*kills a man*
oops sorry Jesus lol
oh man it's k all you gotta do is repent

or

*kills a man*
stuff sorry d00d JC
no you got to Hell

[Ad Bot]

[palpatine]

no, i have stuff to do, have you?

Even Christians sin.

[fred da kiko]

*kills a man*
oops sorry Jesus lol
oh man it's k all you gotta do is repent

or

*kills a man*
stuff sorry d00d JC
no you got to Hell

there's also the "kill a man repent, and go to live in limbo for like a million years" option.

Even Christians sin.

ok... so? i never said christians don't sin, i said they interpret the bible differently to avoid feeling guilty.

[Feep]

I love how a homoloveual beastality fan is supporting a book that says both are bad.

[Frontrox]

I love how a homoloveual  is supporting a book that says both are bad.

Fixed

[Wynd_Fox]

Furry=/=bestial. But yeah, it's a bit funny.

[palpatine]

there's also the "kill a man repent, and go to live in limbo for like a million years" option. ok... so? i never said christians don't sin, i said they interpret the bible differently to avoid feeling guilty.

Yeah.

[Night Fox]

there's also the "kill a man repent, and go to live in limbo for like a million years" option.

if that Limbo is anything like the fourth state of dreaming, I would be content there

I love how a homoloveual beastality fan is supporting a book that says both are bad.

I'm not supporting the Bible, dipstuff.

[fred da kiko]

if that Limbo is anything like the fourth state of dreaming,

nope, this is purgatory limbo. the kind where you sit in the white abyss for a long long time.

[Night Fox]

nope, this is purgatory limbo. the kind where you sit in the white abyss for a long long time.

I know what purgatory is, yeah.
That would suck serious rooster.

[fred da kiko]

I know what purgatory is, yeah.
That would suck serious rooster.

not as much as being on fire. god is like a dad. if you get an A or B on a test he lets you do what ever the forget you want. if you get a C he locks you in a blank white room for a year. if you go lower than a C he dumps gasoline on you and burns you with a lighter.

[Night Fox]

so what happens in purgatory?
and what happens when you get released?

[Wynd_Fox]

No where in the Bible does it say Hell is fiery, as I recall. Or at least, not originally. At my Catholic School, I was taught Purgatory was a testing ground of sorts. You sinned on Earth, but truly wished for forgiveness, and if you could be a good person in Purgatory, you'd go to Heaven. If not, you don't pass Go, don't collect two hundred dollars.

[Night Fox]

No where in the Bible does it say Hell is fiery, as I recall.

A place where men are tormented with fire and brimstone - "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death"

A place where fire is not quenched - "Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched"

It is ultimately a lake of fire - "And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death"

[Menen]

Taking the Bible literally is like taking a Doctor Seuss book Literally