Would you die in an epic scene or live an old, long peaceful life to 100 yrs?

[Sheath]

i would be flung from an airplane with a bomb strapped to me. (after i had just taken out the pilot, to leave the time traveling national socialists to crash)
but the only way to put out the bomb, would be to dive into a woodchipper; whose bloody pulp was sprayed all over your girlfriends face.

lolwut

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[Mr.Interceptor]

Too bad no one will remember the awesomeness of your death. They would probably only think about how horrific it was.