Author Topic: Dear Earth,  (Read 1756 times)

2012 will be real, how do i know? loving mass riots, looting, burning, and overall anarchy. i'm buying guns.
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If Earth responded I think it would be something like this:

Dear Human Species,

It has come to my attention that you do not seem to care about me. You are hereby being terminated.

Sorry for the inconvenience

Sincerely,

Earth

P.S. forget you.


On 2012 I can imagine all the topics saying OGM WRLOD IND WAT TO DU??

IT'S THE WILL OF GOD, MA GOOD PEOPLE

Weather is cyclic. Don't panic.

Dear Earth,
Thank you for the nice weather in every  place other than where a disaster happened

Dear Earth,
Thank you for the nice weather in every  place other than where a disaster happened
Dear Earth,
Thank you for the one sunny day a month ago, then snowing again the next week. and now having it rain like a loving waterfall everyday.

Love, Jetlok

PS:TABTABTABTABTAB

Dear Earth,
Thank you for providing a home for everyone on this forum and anchoring them in place so we don't all float off, because even though some of us are handicapped, we're all wonderful.


Dear Earth

Please shoot Africa into outer space (but leave Egypt, they're still cool).

                Warmest Regards,
                                  Doomcop

forget MOTHER NATURE. THE ATOMIC AGE COMMENSE


 Dear Earth,

 I LOVE your dirt, very moist.
It feels good in my hand.

 Pls don't blow-up.

 Love,
  Roit :3

Dear Earth,

 I LOVE your dirt, very moist.
It feels good in my hand.

 Pls don't blow-up.

 Love,
  Roit :3

That sounds dirty...

If Earth responded I think it would be something like this:

Dear Human Species,

It has come to my attention that you do not seem to care about me. You are hereby being terminated.

Sorry for the inconvenience

Sincerely,

Earth

P.S. forget you.

I think it'd go more like this:

Human Kind,

I have nurtured you, brought you life, happiness, and beauty; yet what have you done for me?

You wage wars on my surface, you pollute my breath, you scar my face; when will it end? Over thousands of years I have tried to tell you what is wrong, and you do not listen, instead the wars, the pollution, and the scarring gets worse, nothing gets better.

Therefore, Moon and I have decided to slowly suffocate the survivors of the countless storms I will throw at your bustling cities, and small country towns. I will rain down acid, twirl your buildings, crash waves on your cars, and burn down your communities.

Have fun.

Sincerely,
Earth