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Every time you watch My Little Pony | Friendship is Magic. Chuck Norris punches your future children.Go ahead and watch it.
Every time you watch My Little Pony | Friendship is Magic. Chuck Norris punches your future children.
forget PONIES.forget BLUESHEVIKS.FIGHT FOR FREEDOM.DESTROY THE loving BLUE BRONIES.I WILL FIGHT FOR MY FREEDOM IS DESTROY THE BLUESHEVIK BRONIES.
Except Chuck Norris is an old, pathetic, born-again fundamental Christian that can hardly has the strength to turn the pages in his Bible when he hosts his Bible Reading Club with the other old people that go to his old-fashioned church.
chuck norris doesn't die, he takes naps.
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After every flight of steps because he's so loving old after he climbs stairs he has to sleep all day and watch his own movies so he can reminisce about the times when he wasn't an old friend.
IN THE END, GOOD WILL PREVAILWE WILL DEFEAT THE COMMUNIST BRONIES, AND WEAR THEIR SKULLS AS OUR HATS.WE WILL STEAL THEIR APPLES AND RAPE EVERYTHING.LONG LIVE THE GREEN TEAM.
Shut up and get back to work.
the only person chuck norris would go gay for is chuck norris.
*Takes out M16*OKAY, SON, OUTSIDE.NOW.
Wrong: Chuck Norris is gay for everyone.