Forget it, continue with the news. This won't be the real battle after all.
Yay.
This is the Lulu news 10:00 report.
Brony forces appear to be retreating from New Trolistan, as the ABO air base was, "Never there."
This left many questions unanswered, but brony officials refused to offer more information.
On their trek home, however, they ran into a skirmish in Afghan Ta'd'm, Ibainia.
The troops were attacked by a group of ABO snipers using the redesigned Iban 552 Long-Range A3.
In other news, a large group of brony miners has gone missing from their homes mysteriously.
They had been given survival training and brass knuckles the day before, so no one's really worried too much.
After the break: Local fishermen catch world's biggest boot, stay tuned for more.
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