Author Topic: Omegle- This guy needs his own thread  (Read 1767 times)

Yes, there is another topic. But I have witnessed something loving amazing, and this will be a new fand on Omegle where we all have to do this:

You're talking to a random stranger.

Stranger: never been here before
Stranger: gonna like it i think
You: Ah
You: Well, don't try vid chay
You: Chat
Stranger: give me something to talk about
Stranger: you know, the usual
You: Unless you enjoy looking at snakees
Stranger: up where i am, it's a sin haha
Stranger: never would I, as a male, want to look at a snake so thanks for the warning
You: Also, most people want your asl, and are desperate guys looking for girls
You: child enthusiast central
Stranger: gonna have to pass on that... some weird people come here, i feel like
Stranger: let me ask you a question
Stranger: you ever see rebecca black's friday video?
You: No, but I heard itis terrible
Stranger: down right, it's probably the worst video ever haha
Stranger: never watch it if you can avoid it
You: I saw a YTP, she looks ugly
Stranger: gonna vote it the worst video ever!
Stranger: run to the presses and let em know haha
You: Now it will be JB all over again
Stranger: around this time yesterday i saw it and was like OMG, this is god awful
Stranger: and other things aside, she uses autotune... which doesn't help lol
Stranger: desert youtube rebecca black! lol
You: "STFU SHE IS GUD SINGER U JUST HATE CUZ SHE IS SUCESFUL!!!1!1
You: I can imagine it now
Stranger: you are so right... i'm so sorry haha
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: READ THE FIRST WORD OF EVERYTHING I POSTED!
You: Lolnice
Stranger: :D
Stranger: rick rolled!
You: But the game...
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: i just lost
Stranger: well played sir
You: I just showed what you did thar to my brother
You: He's impressed :D
Stranger: haha thank you, thank you
Stranger: i tried not to send to many messages at once, cuz now that you see it, it's hard to miss haha
You: You should test reactions to that and record the scripts
Stranger: haha, that
Stranger: s the plan
Stranger: you're the first person that ive gotten through the part i wanted to lol
You: Well, if you don't get rejected when you answered male to ASL
Stranger: ain't that the truth
Stranger: people are such sicko's... for real
You: creeps
Stranger: yea, it's crazy
Stranger: kinda sad actually
You: Meh, you get used to it
You: Wait, no you don't.
You: snakees everywere
You: Life scarring
Stranger: haha trust me, i've been on this site for like 2 years... i hate the sight of snakees... life scarring is the perfect terminology
You: 2 years?!
Stranger: roughly lol
You: You have the ability to survive a page of /b/
Stranger: haha
You: I somehow got to page 11. ._.
You: Mind bleach pl0x
Stranger: lol
You: I'm gonna go to bed soon... 10:00 here
Stranger: anyways, thanks for playing, but i have a test tmrw and i need to study haha... try it on as many people as you can
You: Okay, I may have to try that xD
You: Bye
Stranger: haha keep it going... reactions will hopefully be priceless haha
You have disconnected.

DID YOU SEE THAT
DID YOU loving SEE THAT AMAZING stuff THERE
Post successful/non-successful but funny conversations of you attempting this here.


oh god lol.
My reaction, but it went more like "HOLY stuff THIS GUY JUST WON LIFE"

holy forget

incredible

Not as amazing, but still.

Stranger: hi!
You: Hello!
Stranger: como andas?
You: No habla el Espanol
Stranger: hahaha how is it going?
You: Good, good :)
Stranger: where r u from?
You: The far side.
You: :D
Stranger: cool
You: Over on another map
Stranger: what's your name humen from far side over on another map?
You: I call myself Angel.
You: I don't like my birth name very much :T
Stranger: porq?
Stranger: como es?
Stranger: why how is it?
You: It's Lina.
Stranger: you are a girl?
You: Yes,
Stranger: and where are you really from?
You: Somewhere around California
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: i'm from argentina
You: Cool.
Stranger: what's your name?
Stranger: sorry
You: lol
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Uh oh.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Looks like it's time for me to hit the hay.
Stranger: hay?
You: Anyways, gotta go
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
Stranger: trola
You: Hit the hay, got to bed, same thing :3
LOOK AT THAT. A PERFECTLY NORMAL CONVERSATION, in a few minutes with a complete stranger. I didn't even think this was possible.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: never been on this site before
You: gonna like it, i hope
Stranger: really?
Stranger: what are you looking for?
You: give me something to talk about
You: you know, the usual
Stranger: most people askasl?
Stranger: ask asl*
You: up here in washington, asl is gay
Stranger: so am i :D
You: Never met a gay person.
You: gonna go tell everyone I did
Stranger: lol haha
You: let you in on a secret. I have nothing against gays :P
Stranger: :D yay
Stranger: I won't kill you ^^
You: you know? I dont know why anyone does
Stranger: or anyone you know :D
You: down right
Stranger: i live in utah >.>
You: never been there :O
Stranger: it's mormonsville..
You: gonna take that as a bad thing?
Stranger: kinda yea. mormons=big family men -.-*
You: run them over with your truck
Stranger: i can't drive yet :/
You: around here, people drive even if they are underage. Silly kids
You: and It's annoying
Stranger: i'd assume so.
You: desert them and leave, is what I say
Stranger: yea
You: you betcha
You: Read the 1st word of every sentence I have said
You: do it
Stranger: xDDDDD
You: I feel like an evil genius
Stranger: you are.
You: you bet I am
Stranger: T^T
You: lost my pretzel can :(
Stranger: ..?
You: the pretzel can that was on my desk, is now gone. those pretzels were goooood
Stranger: oh.
You: game boy color is not on my desk either. WHAT
Stranger: :o
You: Oh, and read the 1st word of every sentence starting from "You bet I am"
Stranger: damn
You: Do you think I am brilliant?
Stranger: no..
You: you dont? :(
Stranger: no...your a loving genious.
You: like totally
Stranger: yup/
You: mudkipz is my favorite pokemon, how about yours?
Stranger: skitty.
You: read the 1st word of every sentence starting from "Do you think I am brilliant?"
Stranger: duh
You: just gonna stop doing those now Haha.
You: a bunch of people fell for it
Stranger: ..?
You: smalltown people I guess?
You: girl or boy?
Stranger: boy.
Stranger: you?
You: boy, read the 1st word of every sentence starting from "Just gonna stop doing those now Haha."
Stranger: >.<
You: u gotta be kidding me, I got you 4 times!
You: mad huh?
Stranger: *eats your sandwhich*
You: bro? I thought bros didn't eat other's sandwiches
Stranger: >:D
You: Read 1st word of every sentence starting from "U gotta be kidding me, I got you 4 times!"
You: I gonna stop doing that for sure now
You: forgeted up your mind, right?
You: your probably gonna go ask your
You: mom, and be like "This kid is crazy!
You: You know what to do.


I definitely won.

Ziyek, please take my children.

Ziyek, please take my children.

cant do that for you :(

I was pretending to be a 19-year-old girl in New York named Selena, and I was talking with a "guy" as from what I know.
Conversation started with loveual questions about girls, then ended up into loveting. He doesn't know I'm a guy yet though.

-CENSORED CRAP HERE AAHAHAHAHAHAHA.-
Stranger: i love you...
You: <3
Stranger: you make feel so good....
Stranger: can you send me some of your lovey photos??
You: I was thinking about that.
You: I only have 1 though..
You: Hopefully it will do. Let me go fetch it.
Stranger: yes, please
Stranger: you are so lovely...
Stranger: are you back??
You: Still searching through my cramped folders.
Stranger: can you send me more..??
You: I only have 1 of myself.
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: have you find it yet?
You: Almost.
You: I really have to organize this. :C

I then go to the Hot Girls topic on the forum and fetch 3 pictures that look like it's from the same girl.

You: Turns out I have 3 pictures
Stranger: cool
Stranger: ready to send??
You: http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n615/JohnAChester/BL/lovey-thong-29.jpg , http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n615/JohnAChester/BL/lovey-thong-16.jpg , http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n615/JohnAChester/BL/paganini-19.jpg
You: I had a good friend take them.
Stranger: you are so lovey, i cant believe you havent have a boyfriend...
You: :3

Yet, he doesn't know I'm a guy. :/

I was pretending to be a 19-year-old girl in New York named Selena, and I was talking with a "guy" as from what I know.
Conversation started with loveual questions about girls, then ended up into loveting. He doesn't know I'm a guy yet though.

-CENSORED CRAP HERE AAHAHAHAHAHAHA.-
Stranger: i love you...
You: <3
Stranger: you make feel so good....
Stranger: can you send me some of your lovey photos??
You: I was thinking about that.
You: I only have 1 though..
You: Hopefully it will do. Let me go fetch it.
Stranger: yes, please
Stranger: you are so lovely...
Stranger: are you back??
You: Still searching through my cramped folders.
Stranger: can you send me more..??
You: I only have 1 of myself.
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: have you find it yet?
You: Almost.
You: I really have to organize this. :C

I then go to the Hot Girls topic on the forum and fetch 3 pictures that look like it's from the same girl.

You: Turns out I have 3 pictures
Stranger: cool
Stranger: ready to send??
You: http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n615/JohnAChester/BL/lovey-thong-29.jpg , http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n615/JohnAChester/BL/lovey-thong-16.jpg , http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n615/JohnAChester/BL/paganini-19.jpg
You: I had a good friend take them.
Stranger: you are so lovey, i cant believe you havent have a boyfriend...
You: :3

Yet, he doesn't know I'm a guy. :/

Stop. You've violated the law!
masturbating to those pictures, he is.


Read every post I have made after my omegle convo's 1st word

Stop. You've violated the law!
masturbating to those pictures, he is.


Read every post I have made after my omegle convo's 1st word
i love you