Pastor Believes World Is Ending Today

[Deus Ex]

Mom drags me to church again, so I can hear this "Young new pastor" speak the word of God. The first thing he does when he gets on the podium is say, "Judgement Day is today!"
Needless to say, I walked out of the church and hid in the bathroom for the rest of the time.

Discuss.

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[Kalphiter]

[Proog]

He's a dumb youth pastor, nothing was lost.

[Blastdown]

How many sins did you commit in the bathroom? 

[Narkro555]

He doesn't sound like the brightest candle in the sanctuary lamps.

[star9578]

He is the most handicapped youth pastor ever.

[Kalphiter]

He's right, it ended.

It makes me sad that people actually believe this stuff.

[SlayerZ99]

I wonder what that Harold guy or w/e has to say. Anyways I had a busy day at church clean up today! :D

[Katamari007]

yeah man, I saw some terminators today

[Jacob/Lee]

yeah man, I saw some terminators today

Cool, me too! *brofist*

[zookuw]

The only reason people are believing this is because they are religious, that means they are a dumb forget from the start.

[Zloff]

No one can predict the end of the world, and no one will know when it will happen until it does. Well, that's for Christianity

The only reason people are believing this is because they are religious, that means they are a dumb forget from the start.

Says the guy who uses "forget" as a noun