I'm a christian, so... what does that mean?
Means you're gonna get robbed and raped up the ass by Jesus.
:I
He comes like a thief at night.
And steals me to go with Him. =D
Then once you arrive in heaven, he will give you a good time.... with his snake.
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And in the end he'll fill you with his holy spirit.
Now we await 2012.