TomTheGeek(ChuckTheArcher) - Whismical tales of butthurt and failed DDoS attacks

[Chrono]

I have LOIC but the strangest reason it backfires.

I wonder why that is?

Oh right. Your upload speed is slower than his download speed.

Variable Conditional events?

Yes. Zack gave me the idea, I made the original version, and he carried it on (remade it, or w/e) from v4+.

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[SeventhSandwich]

This wouldn't of happen if Seventh wasn't invited to our Skype convo.

Let's test this hypothesis.

Me + Frontrox + Keonesan = Good conversation

Me + You + Frontrox + Keonesan = Bad Conversation

Me + You = Bad conversation

Therefore, we are incompatible.
But at the same time, every time we play with you now adays and things don't go exactly the way you want it, you ragequit or try and DDoS your opponent, claiming, "It shut down Frontrox's network".

So Frontrox, Keonesan, and Nienhaus can either have me or you in a skype convo.

You: Threaten people with DDoS attacks
Ragequit from games when you don't win initially
Blame your team member for most of your short comings

I: Can get frustrated, but as long as the odds aren't ridiculous against me, I'll try and rebuild.

[TomTheGeek²]

You end our conversation with, "You're a loving friend" and "Stop making fun of my LOIC" and you're really trying to put the blame on me?

I have Frontrox, Nienhaus, and Keonesan as witnesses, and I'm sure they'll love to testify.

I got back in and Front said "Don't talk about Sev" I said okay and we stayed up to like 4 AM CST.

We were trying to play TA, Nienhaus was fapping (seriously), and Frontrox was talking. I was trying to get high off of Listerine.

GOOOD TIMES.

[SeventhSandwich]

i love it how my own drama topic backfires.

Just like Plaz.

Just like Frogg.

Seventh, you know this is backfiring.

You do realize Stocking's not talking to me right?

She's talking to Taboo.

I got back in and Front said "Don't talk about Sev" I said okay and we stayed up to like 4 AM CST.

We were trying to play TA, Nienhaus was fapping (seriously), and Frontrox was talking. I was trying to get high off of Listerine.

GOOOD TIMES.

Frontrox probably doesn't want to deal with your bullstuff. I'm fine with that because you guys were playing Total Annhilation.

[TomTheGeek²]

Let's test this hypothesis.

Me + Frontrox + Keonesan = Good conversation

Me + You + Frontrox + Keonesan = Good, but you seem so butthurt that you try to "enhance" the truth on a community forums not made for the game "Warzone 2100"

Me + You = meh.

i fixed it. it's true too.

[SeventhSandwich]

i fixed it. it's true too.

I have audiotapes from a two and a half hour conversation containing me talking completely normal, discussing things while you blindly attack me/bitch me out for no reasons at multiple locations in the tape.

Sounds like it's my fault, huh?

[Chrono]

The fact you started off with "I was trolling him!" pretty much makes everything you say pretty poor, Tom.

[TomTheGeek²]

You do realize Stocking's not talking to me right?

She's talking to Taboo. Drama inside drama topic. Yeah that's backfiring alright.

Frontrox probably doesn't want to deal with your bullstuff. I'm fine with that because you guys were playing Total Annhilation. Hamachi sucks. We ended up playing Spring but everyone left.

[TomTheGeek²]

The fact you started off with "I was trolling him!" pretty much makes everything you say pretty poor, Tom.

meh. i was tired. everytime he calls me is when I am running on 1 hour of sleep.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Drama inside drama topic. Yeah that's backfiring alright.

Nah it's just stocking.

[Chrono]

meh. i was tired. everytime he calls me is when I am running on 1 hour of sleep.

You were tired an hour ago?

[SeventhSandwich]

That's weird, I thought the term, "Backfire" means for the ammunition (In this case the drama topic) to fire at the wielder (Me).

meh. i was tired. everytime he calls me is when I am running on 1 hour of sleep.

I never call you because you're socially handicapped.

I get in calls with you only because we need a fourth person, or Frontrox is already in one with you.

[Stocking]

I've never seen him rage, where did you get this from.

I didn't mean he raged, I meant that he had a hard-core lust for attention.

[Comatose]

We decided to play once when Tom was talking about it, apparently he's played it before. So we decided to give it a try. We had teams locked to me and Rings of Saturn (I'm not sure what his name is here on the forums. I'm having trouble remembering it.) and TomTheGeek with Keonesan. The teams were matched pretty unfairly because both TomTheGeek and Keonesan had played it before, and me and Rings Of Saturn were both complete newbies.

He had killed us off in minutes, and after he or Keonesan raided my base a second or third time, the damage to me had become unrepairable. I left the game, mainly protesting the fact that the teams were assigned so unfairly. We didn't play until tomorrow, and basically the exact same thing happened. Eventually I got matched with Tom, and he'd blame every shortcoming on the team about me, "Not doing anything". He was a huge starfish me, a person who hasn't even played the game for a full week. Things get exponentially worse very soon.

You and your stuff, huh?

You don't even bother to try, and here's a part you left out!

You bitch and moan after being placed with me every time you play.

Even if I'm trying my best to keep us afloat, you always have to spew stuff, like, "Oh! I'm stuck with Rings! NO!" Then, you make me feel bad, and angry at the same time. Sometimes I wanna punch you in the face because your bullstuff is so unbearable, and the fact that you said we were quote, unquote 'killed off in minutes' is complete and utter bullstuff. We went on for more than hour, which would have been enough time for you to build up your defenses, but nooooo. You have to sit there and build up units while I'm actually defending myself.

Then, it comes to the point where you're so butthurt for not putting up defenses, you blame it on Keo and Tom. YOU HAD THE loving TIME. YOU SHOULD HAVE USED IT WISELY. You leave, and I'm without somebody to back me up, and you exit the call butthurt, while I'm trying to play on my own.

You know what? Man the forget up. Be a damn sportsman. You don't have to be a baby without his mommy's milk. If the going gets tough, then you need to step up and take action.

forget you, and forget your stuff.

/rant

[IkeTheGeneric]

I get in calls with you only because we need a fourth person, or Frontrox is already in one with you.

I'm always up for option, bro