wtf?
Blockheads On The Dinner Table?
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Mexicans and Savadorans's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that Blockheads could be added to the menu.
The Debate
"The fact is, the Blockhead population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Jack Johnson. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Blockhead kebabs, Blockhead pies, Blockhead-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
"I agree that something needs to be done about Blockhead over-population," says random passer-by Max Licorish, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Elizabeth Hendrikson. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The Blockheads were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The Blockhead is part of what makes Mexicans and Salvadorans a great nation!"
So which one i should pick?
Poll