What was your worst injury?

[Kearn]

insert spiel about horrible injuries here

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[Bjornio]

My family had a fun fishing day until my oldest bro (now 26) swung the fishing pole back, and the hook got in my EYE.

I was sent to the hospital to cure the hole, but I can't remember what they did.

[Stocking]

ATKitton writes in a way that's extremely similar to Bisjac... and claims to be his girlfriend...


ATKitton:

2 things.
First when i was in 6th grade a kid was golfing in the middle of the street. Calls my name and hits the ball. Ball hits my nose breaking my nose. Blood is everywhere and i almost slipped into a coma from blood loss.
Second. When i was 13. I walked across a highway to get to my bus stop and i got hit by an SUV going 55 mph. Broken left femur broken left wrist, major head trauma, and one of my insides damaged >.> 4 nights and 5 days at the hospital. took me 2 months to learn how to walk again.. all just to go to school -.-

From Bisjac's blog:

Well I walked in on some guys who had driven their pickup truck into the garage. Someone must have broken in a random window or door, and then went down to let the other 2 guys in the garage.
They were loading up on the copper pipes and some power tools that were around.
They seen me and went to take off, but the garage door wouldn't reopen lol. It only opens from a subcontractor's utility switch on the stairwell (as the place is still in development)
So 2 guys ran up some stairs and likely out a random window somewhere.
The guy with his truck just pulled a gun on me, i had mine out of course.

::NOTE:: us rent-a-cops dont arrest people. we dont need to identify ourselves, or read you any rights. We fire at will if we need to.
although for lawsuit reasons, there is some logic required to what is necessary to do.

i shot 4 times, as he shot about the same. and i turned around to run back up my stairs.
i got hit in the back >.>

[FireFish]

I got my finger cut off when I was a baby. It got closed in the gap between the hinge side of the door and the doorway.

[james4115]

i got tripped and fell face first onto pavement

i had to get xrays :c

[fawkes..]

1. I was happily riding my bike then BOOM chain jams, i go straight over my handlebars head first into the hard concrete ground
OUCH

2. I was in my mums car, she crashed it and i had these hige bruises down my leg, everytime i moved it hurt.

[Arcturus]

I got a nail almost through my hand, it was one of those iron rusty ones too. i was about 6 or 7 when this happened.

I was playing kick-ball with some of the kids in my class, i ran up to pick up the ball, then this dumbass runs up to me and tries to kick the ball before i could pick it up, i picked it up but  he kicked my finger, jamming the motherforgeter.
the rest of the entire week i could not move it, it was swollen.

same thing happened to me recently but i was playing football with my friends. i ran up to catch it and the football hit my finger, jamming it. felt horrible.
 

[Bisjac]

lol go ahead stocking. imply i am dual foruming with an alt.
coming from you it would never fly in the community anyways.

plus you got nothing on the great bisjac

[ATKitton.]

LOL stocking is having identity crCIA so bad hes getting it mixed up with others as well.

[Skorpion]

I have vomited twice reading your injuries. Lets bump this. c:
Also, Another injury was when I was on my bike a few days ago. Riding home, Took a corner too fast going into my driveway, Skidded like a boss and wrecked the chain, gravel driveway and my jeans. But since im a jammy git I was not hurt. c:

[Mr.Interceptor]

Getting a pen shoved up my nose. It was bleeding pretty badly.

[Cuts-Aknife]

Pulling a muscle on my neck and having to keep in one position.... for 3 months....

[SlayerZ99]

My worst wasnt even that bad. Ive never broke a bone.
Ive cut my head open and blood was everwhere but it was minor.
I fell on metal and cut my head open and had to get stitches.

[Belogna]

I'm am thor to you all. I can never broke anything, I've been hit by a truck, impaled by a car door, slammed on a coffee table, and fell off a roof. Scratches, that's all.

[Tokthree]

Well, it would be a toss-up between a hairline fracture in my wrist, or when my right ear got bitten off by our families first dog.
There was blood everyone with the second one, I don't think there was a part of my body that didn't have blood on it