I now have 3 working legs.

[Jacob/Lee]

6.0 and turning 14 in September

*shades*

[Ad Bot]

[Riot]

Last time I has crutches I broke somebody's toe.

Last time I had my arms, I broke someones arm by accident.

[Qwepir]

I have never had crutches because I have never broken any bones or had any major injuries.

[Jacob/Lee]

For comparison on how strong this painkiller is, if I took both it and morphine orally it would have a 1:1 effect. In short, swallowing this stuff in pill form is like swallowing a morphine pill.

Getting injected with 1 mg of it is equal to .4 mg of morphine.

[Travis [bob36455]]

So wait, you had three legs, or you have three legs now.
My brain is confused.

[james4115]

So wait, you had three legs, or you have three legs now.
My brain is confused.

he has 1 working leg and 2 crutches


i think

[Jacob/Lee]

Got surgery done on my right ankle, I get 2 crutches and my left leg is perfect. I named the topic this because I thought it would be more interesting than "I just got surgery and got free crutches."

It's supposed to rain tomorrow (Friday) to Tuesday. I have minor arthritis in my right ankle apparently, so it will hurt more when it is humid/rains.

asdf

[LizzyRascal]

lolwat
is that today's average height for pre-teens or something?

I'm 17 and not nearly that tall.

I'm 5.2"

[Oasis]

I'm 5.6 and a few months into being 12.

lolshortpeople

loltallpeople

And I seriously started flipping out, because I was totally expecting the doctor had to split one of your legs in half or something.

Don't loving do that again.

[Jacob/Lee]

Since the operating doctor had a dressing special interest, I can't take a bath because the dressings will get soaked and if I try to take a shower I will kill myself trying to shampoo while balancing on my crutches. I also happen to be the cleanest teenager my mom knows and I take a bath at least 2 times a day so this is rather torturous for me.

[Qwepir]

oh god this sounds painful

[Oasis]

Since the operating doctor had a dressing special interest, I can't take a bath because the dressings will get soaked and if I try to take a shower I will kill myself trying to shampoo while balancing on my crutches. I also happen to be the cleanest teenager my mom knows and I take a bath at least 2 times a day so this is rather torturous for me.

There is such thing as too clean.

[Jacob/Lee]

There is such thing as too clean.

[vash4327]

THREE LEGS
 i thought you took a bunch of Viagra

[Night Fox]

THREE LEGS
 i thought you took a bunch of Viagra

stop it