You will find Badspot being chased by a drunken creepbear yelling "Holy stuff this cheese trip is getting out of hand!!@!", all while Jack Black is jamming it out on his guitar with Barack Obama, who is playing drums and Ocarina of Time on his new 3ds, which he won from a competition where players must find their missing golden Xbox 360 controller beneath the couch cushions of Kalphiter's couch, which happened to be made of the dead souls of lovey trolls that troll Chuck Norris in his sleep, because he stole their flash drive that had furry research and Y U NO images in it at Fred Mayer.