What's a good allowance per week for a 14 year old?

[Domidore66]

forget allowances

when I was a boy, I had no allowance and I lived in a stuffty shack with my poor ass parents and a grandmother who stays in bed 24/7 rolling around in her own stuff. Once a year I'd get a loving 2 dollar chocolate bar, and the best thing that happened was that I got a loving ticket to get a tour around a chocolate manufacturing plant by some child rapist in a purple hat.

Does your name happen to be Charlie?

[Ad Bot]

[Placid]

I'm pretty damn smart, and software developers in Las Vegas can name their price.

he's making a joke from the thing you made a joke about

i get $5 and i do whatever my parents ask me to, i am also 14.

[Tom Gunn]

forget allowances

when I was a boy, I had no allowance and I lived in a stuffty shack with my poor ass parents and a grandmother who stays in bed 24/7 rolling around in her own stuff. Once a year I'd get a loving 2 dollar chocolate bar, and the best thing that happened was that I got a loving ticket to get a tour around a chocolate manufacturing plant by some child rapist in a purple hat.

You think you have room to complain? I live in the middle of nowhere, I don't get paid at all, My Aunt and Uncle do nothing but work on the farmland all day with their stupid farmhands. Who also happen to be the only ones who get paid. It's a dump down here in Kansas and I get high off of tornadoes and yellow colored bricks. Sometimes I even talk to the scarecrow because it sucks so bad down here.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

he's making a joke from the thing you made a joke about

i get $5 and i do whatever my parents ask me to, i am also 14.

I know. I twisted the classic formula.

[Altered]

You think you have room to complain? I live in the middle of nowhere, I don't get paid at all, My Aunt and Uncle do nothing but work on the farmland all day with their stupid farmhands. Who also happen to be the only ones who get paid. It's a dump down here in Kansas and I get high off of tornadoes and yellow colored bricks. Sometimes I even talk to the scarecrow because it sucks so bad down here.

Hi Dorothy

haha i am king of page2!!!!11

[Domidore66]

You think you have room to complain? I live in the middle of nowhere, I don't get paid at all, My Aunt and Uncle do nothing but work on the farmland all day with their stupid farmhands. Who also happen to be the only ones who get paid. It's a dump down here in Kansas and I get high off of tornadoes and yellow colored bricks. Sometimes I even talk to the scarecrow because it sucks so bad down here.

Does your name happen to be Dorothy?

[Blastdown]

I know. I twisted the classic formula.

YOU DONT CROSS THE BEAMS

[LordCutlerBeckett]

YOU DONT CROSS THE BEAMS

But eventually they did and killed the marshmallow.

[Blastdown]

But eventually they did and killed the marshmallow.

[Trifax]

You think you have room to complain? I live in the middle of nowhere, I don't get paid at all, My Aunt and Uncle do nothing but work on the farmland all day with their stupid farmhands. Who also happen to be the only ones who get paid. It's a dump down here in Kansas and I get high off of tornadoes and yellow colored bricks. Sometimes I even talk to the scarecrow because it sucks so bad down here.

Oh you have it bad?

I live, literally, in the middle of nowhere. I'm a lonely loving dog that's scared of everything. One of my owners hates me like he hates everything else, and my other owner is ignorant and oblivious to every loving thing that happens. I have to save their asses all the time, and then the monsters that somehow find their way to the middle of nowhere think I'm a little purple tool, until I kick their ass back to somewhere.

[Sk8GameFreak]

ALSO, money is tight with my mom spending every other 30 bucks on cigarettes and sodas. She had to borrow money from a church so that she could settle her cigarette addiction. I mean rent.

Oh you have it bad?

I live, literally, in the middle of nowhere. I'm a lonely loving dog that's scared of everything. One of my owners hates me like he hates everything else, and my other owner is ignorant and oblivious to every loving thing that happens. I have to save their asses all the time, and then the monsters that somehow find their way to the middle of nowhere think I'm a little purple tool, until I kick their ass back to somewhere.

What movie is that?

[blaman]

$0.50/week is more then adequate

[Altered]

You guys think you have it bad?
Try living on a farm in the middle of a desert, with your mom dead and your father an evil dictator, raised by your aunt and uncle with few friends. You must do nothing but work all day just to get a few drops of water because of how harsh the land is to humans, and don't forget the crime here! The crime is overwelming, even the most seemingly nice polititian has his fingers in something evil. And the cities? Terrible condition, full of casinos, pubs, etc.

Trust me, it's HORRIBLE!

[Sk8GameFreak]

You guys think you have it bad?
Try living on a farm in the middle of a desert, with your mom dead and your father an evil dictator, raised by your aunt and uncle with few friends. You must do nothing but work all day just to get a few drops of water because of how harsh the land is to humans, and don't forget the crime here! The crime is overwelming, even the most seemingly nice polititian has his fingers in something evil. And the cities? Terrible condition, full of casinos, pubs, etc.

Trust me, it's HORRIBLE!

You think you have it bad?

I got in trouble for a robbery I didn't do and got sent to some hot ass desert to dig holes 22 hours a day, 8 days a week. Trust me. It's terrible.

[Katamari007]

sandvich lay off the loving drugs

wrong guy

he's sandwich