I don't have anything else to add so I consulted my own sister to see what she thought about this all.
Her: "What the hell. Are these guys handicapped or something, what are they fighting about?"
Me: "Malestrom is being insulted because she's depressed and people think she's fat and an attention whore."
Her: "Who? Oh. Well that's stupid. If I were her, I would stop bawling my eyes out and take it like I don't care what other people think"
Me: "Well, she's depressed because her mother died a few years ago."
Her: "Seriously? You can't believe everything you read on the internet, idiot."
My sister's a bitch D: