Author Topic: My dad is such a pig. (He left research still on my computer)  (Read 1851 times)

Saw my dad looking at research, made a mental note to not walk in view of the screen ever again and continued my journey to the kitchen pantry for nourishment.

Hot damn, same thing here. Lol.

When I visit my research sites I can just use Private Browsing. Every web browser I know of has some form of it, in Chrome it is Incognito Mode.

Also once I had two friends stay over. After that I sat on the couch and opened up my iPod's web browser. loving 7 TABS OF HENTAI AND ADULT SOCIAL NETWORKS. HOLY forget. The history had things like beastiality sites (those may have been mine, though...) and Hentai games.

One of them admitted to it a month later.
« Last Edit: June 20, 2011, 03:35:32 AM by HelplessNobb88 »


IMPOSSIBRU

yeah, he is not very bright. It just showed an error message saying flash had to be installed.

I tell my mom whenever i masterbate. Just so there no awkward situations. Im scheduled 2Pm to 2:02pm everyday Mon-Fri

tell your mom you're out of eggs. masturbate while she's out. forget to get rid of old eggs.

i'm so good at making up zany situations, i should write a sitcom.

I tell my mom whenever i masterbate. Just so there no awkward situations. Im scheduled 2Pm to 2:02pm everyday Mon-Fri

Dear god


I tell my mom whenever i masterbate. Just so there no awkward situations. Im scheduled 2Pm to 2:02pm everyday Mon-Fri

Damn your climaxs must be stuff. Try and stretch it out longer it feels much better.

I tell my mom whenever i masterbate. Just so there no awkward situations. Im scheduled 2Pm to 2:02pm everyday Mon-Fri
Doing that too much prevents you from getting an erection quicker in the future.

When I visit my research sites I can just use Private Browsing. Every web browser I know of has some form of it, in Chrome it is Incognito Mode.

And what about Safari and Firefox and so forth?

And what about Safari and Firefox and so forth?
Firefox has private browsing and I dunno about Safari.

I tell my mom whenever i masterbate. Just so there no awkward situations. Im scheduled 2Pm to 2:02pm everyday Mon-Fri
God damn. You should have just told her you jerk off sometimes and left it at that, so if she comes to your door when you're in there fapping and the door is locked she would understand and leave you be.

And what about Safari and Firefox and so forth?

I just said that you doof. Private Browsing. I have never used any browser besides Chrome and FireFox, and I only used IE when I was 11.

The man's got needs too, you know, cut him some slack.