Dear Telsa, why must everybody be so attracted to me?
/douchbag
It's all in your head.
Why am i not attracted to clone v.117
Because it's all in his head.
Why do i always explode when i go near a house D:
Why do you need to ask?
Why do creepers want to hug me?
IN Minecraft, everything wants to hug you.
Why does steam hate my credit card
Because your credit card has aspergers syndrome
WHY DO THEY WANT TO HUG ME
See above