I want Twilight Sparkle to read to me.
I want Pinkie Pie to sing with me.
I want Rarity to do my hair.
I want Rainbow Dash to perform epic stunts with me.
I want Applejack to bake with me.
I want Fluttershy to cuddle with me.
I want Princess Celestia to teach me about Equestrian history.
TOO BAD THEY'RE NOT REAL. :'C