I wonder... Theres a bunch of fans of the show that just wan to forget the ponies right? Well what would probably happen would be this:
Applejack: Buck them in the face (Or another painful area)
Rarity: Whine them to death
Fluttershy: Fly away or yell at them
Twilight: Teleport
RainbowDash: Beat them up herself, Use a sonic rainboom on them, or fly away
PinkiePie: Hop away, Do something weird that saves her, make them into cupcakes
there are no wings
but pegasus cutie mark?
dear loving god what.
Thats a unicorn.