I WROTE A FANFIC. ITS LONG AND CONTAINS CROSSOVERS, SHIPPING, SADNESS, GRIMDARK, RANDOM, COMEDY, AND JUST PURE stuff THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
PONYLAND! A FANFICTION BY SKATEATON!
STARRING SOME BLOCKLANDERS!
CHAPTER ONE - IRL IN DA PONY WRLD
ONE DAY ON THE BLOCKLAND FOURMS THERE WAS A THREAD ON PONIES. LORD TONY SAW THE THREAD AND BECAME BUTTHURT AND SO HE STARTED RAGING.
"AKSJDLASKJDAL;SJD;KLJAL;KDFJASDL;KFJASDL;FJL;HKLDGHKLJ PONIES R GAY LOELELELELELELELELELELEOELEOE LEOLEOLEOL"
SAID LORD PONY - I MEAN, TONY.
"NO ONE GIVES A stuff AND I AM PONY LUVVR"
SAID EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE loving THREAD
"KPAOSJDASKLJDL;KASJDL;ASKJDL;ASKJDL;ASKJD"
LORD TONY'S BUTTHURT RAGE WAS SO RAGE THAT IT BROKE THE 4TH WALL SENDING ALL OF THE BLOCKLANDERS AS A PONY INTO PONYVILLE.
CHAPTER 2 - TEH PO KNEES.
LORD TONY WAS A GREY PEGASUS WITH A BLEEDING star fish AS A CUTIE MARK (FOR BUTTHURTISMS). TONY SAW HE WAS A PONY AND HE JUMPED OFF THE HIGHEST CLIFF POSSIBLE AND DIED. ASABLIEF WAS A BLUE PEGASUS WITH A MEGA snake AS A CUTIEMARK FOR HIS RAGING BONERS HE GETS EVERTIME HE LOOKS AT RAINBOW DASH. QWEPIR WAS A UNICORN WITH A MECH ROBOT AS A CUTIE MARK AWW YEAH. SKELOLEGO WAS A BLACK PONY WITH A YELLOW SCARF JUST LIKE THAT FURfriend ANIMAL ON HIS STEAM AVATAR WITH THE YELLO loving EYES AND stuff. HEROBRINE WAS A BROWN PONY WITH GLOWY EYES LIKE NOTCH'S BROTHER. KINGDARO WAS A UNICORN WITH A BLACK BODY AND BLUE TAIL/MANE AND SKATEATON GOT JEALOUS BECAUSE BLUE WAS HIS FAVORITE COLOR AND THAT MEANS SKATEATON WAS SOME RANDOM PEGASUS WITH BLACK AND RED HAIR AND HE HAD A BLACK AND RED BEANIE. HIS CUTIEMARK LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING I HAVE NO loving IDEA WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME TYPE THIS stuff?
CHAPTER 3 - ADVENTUREEEEEEEE
SO THE PONIES SET OFF AN ADVENTURE ALL EXCITED LIKE.
"OOOOOH! I CAN'T WAIT TO VISIT CLOUDSDALE! SEE ALL THE SKYS AND ALL THE CLOUDS! YOU KNOW ITS BEEN MY (LUCID) DREAMS TO LIVE ON A FLOATING ISLAND IN THE SKY?" EXCLAIMED SKATEATON ALL EXCITED AND HASTILY. QWEPIR RESPONDED "forget YOU WE NEED TO BUILD A MECH WARRIOR ARMY FOR PONIES!" "AND I NEED TO TRY OUT DEM APPLES AT DAT FARM YO" REPLIED ASABLIEF. "I HAVE TO GO TO THE MOON AND VISIT LUNA BECAUSE I LOVE HER SHE IS SO PRETTY." SAID SKELO. "BUT YOU DON'T HAVE WINGS DUMBASS!" REPLIED SKATEATON.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME monday?"
"NO YOU'RE A monday SKELO AS FOR YOU'RE BLACK PONY"
"monday YOU'RE GREY SO forget YOU YOU'RE BLACK"
"THE forget CHU SAY SON?"
"brother DON'T MAKE ME PULL AWT MAH PISTEL AND SHOT UR ASSHOEL"
"..."
"..."
"FURfriend"
"WHO YOU CALLING FURfriend BITCH?"
"WHO YOU CALLING A BITCH FURfriend?"
"BITCH!"
"FURfriend!"
"BITCH!"
"FURfriend!"
"DUCK SEASON!"
"RABBIT SEASON!"
"DUCK SEASON!"
"RABBIT SEASON!"
"RABBIT SEASON!"
"DUCK SEASON!"
"RABBIT SEASON!"
"DUCK SEASON AND I SAY ITS DUCK SEASON NOW FIRE!"
AND SKELOLEGO WAS SHOT IN THE FACE, HE WAS REVIVED USING QWEPIRS PONY MAGIC UNTIL A DRAMA WAS MADE SAYING "U CNT REVEIB PONY"
CHAPTER 4 - THE ADVENTURES!
BEFORE ANYONE SET OFF GROUND RULES HAD TO BE SET
"NOW WE LIVE IN EQUESTRIA THAT MEANS WE ARE COOL BUT WE HAVE TO GET BACK HOME AND STUFF CUZ WE ARE HUMANS TOO" SAID SKATEATON
"WAIT WHY THE forget DO YOU GET TO BE LEADER?" RESPONDED HEROBRINE
"I WROTE THE FANFIC DIPstuff! ANYWAY, WE ALL NEED TO TRAVEL TO THESE PLACES TOGETHER AND STUFF AND STUFF K, LETS GO TO CLOUDSDALE FIRST SINCE I AM LEADER AND SKELO STAYS HERE AS FOR HE HAS NO WINGS AND QWEPIR STAYS AND SO DOES HEROBRINE SINCE THEY DON'T HAVE WINGS"
"BITCH!"
"FURfriend!"
ASABLIEF AND SKATEATON SET OFF FOR THEIR ADVENTURE IN CLOUDSDALE. ONCE THEY GOT THERE THEY BOTH WOWED IN EXCITEMENT. "OH WOW THIS IS FUN STUFF MAN LOOK AT IT ITS LIKE HEAVEN!" SAID SKATEATON "YEAH ITS PRETTY NEAT" REPLIED ASABLIEF. THEY BOTH VENTURED ONWARDS INTO THE HEART OF CLOUDSDALE. THERE THEY SAW SOMETHING THEY WOULD NEVER TAKE THEIR EYES OFF OF. RAINBOW DASH, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEGASUS PONY IN ALL OF EQUESTRIA, WITH HER RAINBOW MANE AND HER RAINBOW TAIL. ASABLIEF GOT A BONER WHILE SKATEATON KEPT HIS COOL. "LET ME TALK TO HER FIRST" SAID ASABLIEF, AS HE WALKED OVER WITH HIS RAGING BONER HE TRIED TO MOUNT HER AND RAPE HER.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAPE!" SHE SCREAMED. ASABLIEF WAS ABOUT TO PUT HIS snake IN HER BUT THEN SHE BUCKED HIM OFF.
ASABLIEF BEING A MORON FELL THROUGH THE CLOUDS, TO THE GROUND AND DIED.
"YES NOW IS MY TIME TO MAKE A MOVE" SAID SKATEATON AS HE APPROACHED RAINBOW DASH AND SAID "Wait I better turn my caps lock off"
"Hey, uh, so..."
"Hey, you seem new here, whats your name? I love meeting new people! Well, that don't try to rape me."
"oh yeah, that guy, what a richard, atleast he's dead."
"Yeah, hehe"
"so uh, I'm skateaton"
"I'm rainbow dash, nice to meet you"
Skateaton nervously sat there unanimated, not knowing what to do next. Rainbow looked at him in the eye and said "hey, want to head back to my place for some coffee or something? I don't know, watch a movie or two?"
"Uhh, yeah, that would be great!" Skateaton responded. They flew over cloudsdale and back home. On the way there he spotted the others and said "Hey, hold on a second, stay there, i'll be back"
He swooped down and said "Guys, uh, so im kind going to some other pegasus's house and uh you guys stay here alright?"
"WHAT WE ARE A GROUP WE MUST STAY TOGETHER AND WHY IS YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF?" Responded Kingdaro. "Because i met this beautiful pegasus and I wanted to impress her k and WHEN THE forget DID YOU GET HERE KINGDARO WHAT THE FU-?" Skateaton replied shooting kindaro in the face killing him instantly. "BUT WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?" Qwepir. "You can wait outside and wait until we're done watching amovie or two." "ALRIGHT FINE" everyone said at once. They trotted over to rainbow's house as Skateaton and Rainbow got inside.
After a few minutes of sitting outside Qwepir asked "I WONDER WHAT MOVIE THEY ARE WATCHING?" HEROBRINE RESPONDED SAYING "I DON'T KNOW, I HOPE HE'S HAVING FUN ATLEAST." AFTER A WHILE THE HOUSE STARTED TO SHAKE. IT SHAKED MORE AND MORE, HARDER AND HARDER. "DUDE IS THERE AN EARTHQUAKE?" SUDDENLY THEY COULD HEAR THE SCREAMS, GRUNTS AND MOANS OF THOSE EFFECTED BY THE EARTHQUAKE. "AWW DUDE LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE MAN! THEY'RE TRAPPED OR SCARED OR HURT FROM THE EARTHQUAKE MAN WE GOTTA SAVE THEM!" THE RUMBLING GOT HARDER AND FASTER AS QWEPIR YELLED "forget IT MAN TAKE COVERRR!" AS THEY ALL COWERED. THE RUMBLING STOPPED AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A RAINBOW SHOT OUT OF THE TOP OF THE CHIMNEY OF THE HOUSE RAINBOW AND SKATEATON WERE IN. SKATEATON WALKED OUT WITH A BLANK EXPRESSION AND HIS HAIR UNDONE LOOKING ALL CRAZY WEIRD AND HE WAS NO LONGER WEARING HIS HAT. "THAT WAS THE WORLDS GREATEST EXPERIENCE EVER."
Rainbow Dash walked out aswell with Skateaton's hat on to see everyone infront of the house with a poker face. She said "Who are they?" and a pause of silence. After a while skate responded "friends..." and all was silent. "Anyway, i got to go, with this bunch, anyway bye" Skateaton turned over and kissed rainbow dash licking her tounge with his. When they stopped a bridge of savliva was built between their mouths. As skateaton turned around he saw qwepir in the tree with a rope attached to his neck, he jumped down killing himself instanly with a note in his hoof. It said "WHY THE forget DID I NEED TO SEE THAT stuff?" "Aww, that sucks, he wanted to build a mechwarrior army" Kingdaro said "Yeah, he wasn't going to build it anyway." Herobrine responded. "Still sucks anyway" Skateaton remarked. "yeah" everyone said nodding. Silence. "Welp! we better get going." skateaton said, he walked over to his friends and said "Bye babe! See you later!" As they ran off into the distance
CHAPTER 5 - THE ADVENTURES! (PART 2)
THEY WENT TO THE APPLE FARM AND STOOD THERE SILENTLY. "WHERE THE forget IS EVERYONE?" YELLED HEROBRINE. ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU COULD HEAR APPLEJACK YELLING "TIMMBEERRR!" AS SHE BUCKED A TREE THAT FELL OVER ON HEROBRINES HEAD KILLING HIM INSTANTLY. "aww, thats a shame" skelo said in response to the terrible event. Skateaton said "Man, we are all going to die here! Lets go get you to meet luna real quick." Skateaton said as he picked up skelolego and flew up to the moon.
CHAPTER 6 - SPACE SPACE SPACCCEEEEE WANT TO GO TO SPACE DAD IM IN SPACE! IM PROUD OF YOU SON! DAD ARE YOU SPACE?
Skelo and skateaton were floating about space heading to the moon. Skateaton sighed and looked down at his hooves. "What is it?" Asked skelo "Man, we are all dying, and Im afraid im going to be next or something." "Don't be a bitch about! Atleast you didn't die a virgin." "You're right furfriend, Im going to die a happy pony in ponyville! I've lived my life and I've done what i should! I should be proud!" "Bitch" "Furfriend" For the next two months of random remarks and insults finally they reach the moon. "We're here, lets run over to the dark side quick!" as they walked over to the darkside. Skelo's heart sank as he saw luna digging into the ground in sadness and loneliness. "Make a move" Skateaton said as he pulled out his 3DS and started playing zelda* "I'll wait here, you go ahead, take your time"
*fun fact skateaton doesn't really have a 3Ds.
"hey" Skelo said approaching luna. Luna immediatly focused on him in pure shock of finally getting some other pony contact and hugged skelo immediatly. "Ooh! Finally i've been rescued!" Skelo welcomed her hug with open arms. "Anytime, my name is skelolego."
"Hi, i'm princess luna."
"Nice to um, meet you, so uh, hows things?"
"I've been stuck on the moon for a few years and im starting to get sad and lonely"
"Well, thats why im here, heard about you and wanted to come over here, comfort you and all"
Back at skateaton:
"Why do you care?" skateaton said. "Im in SPACCCCCEEEEE" replied the space core. "Oh, don't mind him, hes just a lunatic, so what brings you in to space?" Wheatly asked "My friend wanted to meet that pony over there." skateaton said pointing over at luna and skelo "Oh, alrighty mate" Wheatly remarked
Skelo laughed having a good time with luna
"I really like you skelo, you seem like a nice pony i'd like to settle down with."
"Oh, well, err, well, oh, uhm." Skelo blushed.
Luna smiled and pecked skelo on the forehead with a kiss
"I love you skelo"
Skelo's blush got stronger.
"SHUT UP AND forget ALREADY!" Skateaton yelled
"forget YOU BITCH!"
"FURfriend!"
Skelo responded with another kiss at luna, but this time on the lips.
"You don't belong here skelo."
"What?"
"You passed the 4th wall, you don't belong here, as much as i love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you, I can't."
"W-what..?"
Luna's horn started glowing and she said "goodbye" as she kissed skelo on the lips.
Skelo and Skate started to vanish in to thin air.
"What? No! Luna! We can be happy together on the moon! As friends!"
"No! It wont work like that!"
"I love you luna!"
"I love you too!"
Skelo and skate dissapeared heading back to earth.
EPILOUGE
Turns out that whoever died went back to earth, the rest of their friends were there as they all rejoiced. Skelo was hard at work on a 4th wall time machine so he could go back and see luna again, after 2 years of building, its done, and he's heading back again
TO BE CONTINUED?
