(I've been kicking around some ideas for my joke boss (one that I would never submit unless I made it so it pleased everyone...))
VSH BOSS: Kochieboy
Special Abilities: Can only be spawned with luna. Whenever he is on fire he gains rage much more quickly, but has a large fire vulnerability. Backstabs stun the attacking spy for a second. When he is near luna, he will make 25% less rage than usual. Instead of super jumping he can super sprint, giving him a good advantage against scouts. It gives a quick speed boost, but for only 5 seconds. Can be charged by holding R, once used it must cool down for half a minute.
Rage: Adrenaline Rush - Speed is doubled, damage vulnerability is doubled, knockback is null, no matter his health. He will become very deadly if he even comes close to you, so watch out.
Super Rage: Ragewave - A fiery shockwave rushes out killing everyone around him, he will bellow out, making everyone near him fear him.
Special Flavors:
Obsessed (Rare): "Yes! More Luna! Muhahahaaaaa!"
When he is near luna, his health is replenished. Rage goes up quicker when luna takes damage.
Brave (Somewhat Rare): "Nothing can stop him, except for a couple of bullets."
No knockback, resistant to stunning, cannot be scared, jarate mini-crits do less damage because he can't be humiliated, and rage production is reduced.
Infuriated (Common): "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
Rage charges very quickly, but fire vulnerability is very high.
Fiesta (Quite Common): "Looks like Kochie had too much spicy salsa and chips again."
Rage is changed to shuffle, everyone dances the Salsa. He goes much faster but takes much more damage, also makes less rage.
Robot (Very Rare): "Destroy them with flaming lazers!"
No headshots, very weak to jarate/mad milk (slows down and takes damage), cannot bleed, can't be marked for death, energy weapons increase his rage. Rage is changed to Lazer.
DJ (Common): "WUB!"
Rage is changed to Shuffle. Super-Rage is changed to bass-rape, everyone takes damage while they shuffle.
Blessed (Somewhat Common): "Oh stuff, don't look now, but Kochie just got casted apon by luna!"
Luna casts a magical blessing on Kochie, giving him more damage resistance, less knockback, but less speed.
Hyper (Somewhat Rare): "Okay? Who gave Kochie that extra can of Bonk?
Speed is increased a lot, damage vulnerability is increased. Can do triple jumps.
Juggernaut (Rare): "Well, we're boned..." - Bender
Damage resistance increased, power increased (heavies and other 2 hit classes get knocked back when they are hit), he is filled with ancient rage, making his opponents gib when they die. He goes pretty slow unfortunately.
Baby (Somewhat Rare): "Ugh... I don't want to be the one to change his diaper."
Hitbox is smaller, the whole team turns into heavies, rage is replaced with tantrum.
Evil (Rare): "Oh man... what did Nightmare Moon do to him?"
Rage is changed to Insanity. Aura of darkness (allows him to sap health from players near him). Luna gives him an extra range with his aura when she is near. Explodes on death.
Pyro (Rare): "This is what happens when you give Kochie a match, people!"
Leaves a trail of fire when he moves, which dissipates after a while. Is immune to fire. Ragewave become more powerful.
