this is a brilliant idea
first all the strange furcigarettes go over there and start roleplaying in pony costumes
then we close off the borders
and the pony hunt begins
>It's 2150
>You have been sent by the government to scout for possible areas to mine oil in the Caribbean
>this is easy as forget now that all Caribbean countries have been integrated into the U.S.A by force, forget yeah
>You fly your loving awesome vtol across the ocean
>Your vtol's sensors detect an island with a heavy amount of oil deposits underneath.
>Naturally, you land there and scout a small forest with your OilFinder™ scanning equipment, trying to find a good spot for you to place a GPS beacon.
>You hear some rustling in a bush behind you.
>Oh stuff, you raise your gun
>You look around and see a woman in a handicapped horse costume
>it reminds you of a dumb girly cartoon your great grandfather tried getting you to watch when you were young
>She approaches you
>"Hel-hel-lo stranger.. my n-name is orangebow"
>Despite her awkward, stuttering voice, she seems quite calm for someone who's having a gun pointed at them
>you wonder if she even knows what a gun is
>Just as soon as you lower your gun she rushes back into the bushes she came out of
>what the forget
