GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK
EDIT: Goddammit I'm late.
What the gak did you just gakking say about me, you little floam? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Gaks, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Floam-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed gaks. I am trained in gak warfare and I’m the top gakker in the entire US gak forces. You are nothing to me but just another floam. I will wipe you the gak out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my gakking words. You think you can get away with saying that gak to me over the Internet? Think again, floam. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of gak across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the gak, floam. The gak that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call floam. You’re gakking floam, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can gak you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare gak. Not only am I extensively trained in gak combat, but I have access to the entire gak of the United States Gak Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable floam off the face of the continent, you little floam. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your gakking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you gakking floam. I will gak fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re gakking floam, kiddo.
someone narrated it for me too and it sounds ridiculously silly
