also
http://www.mylittleponynews.com/2013/04/theatre-release-of-equestria-girls-june.html
apparently it's official that it'll be heading to theatres
why couldn't it have been a legit pony movie D:
if it were a legit pony movie it would be so loving horrible
>actual mlp movie comes out
>suddenly bronies go outside
>theaters all over the country are instantly filled with fat greasy autistic bronies ordering tickets for themselves and their tulpa/plushie
>"I'd like *deep inhale and exhale* to order two tickets *deep inhale and exhale* for me and Fluttershy."
>employees give them tickets in an awkward fashion
>disgusting fat bronies clog up the theater rooms
>one brony tries to sit down
>"EXCUSE ME MY DERPY TULPA IS SITTING THERE" shouts another brony
>movie begins and the mlp theme begins playing
>bronies sing along so badly, off-key, and so loud that everybody in the world can hear the autism sing
>during the movie bronies shout phrases like "I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash," or "Follow me to the gay bathhouse," and even "Coltcuddling dicussion go!"
>when the movie shows a pony's ass all the bronies whip out their richards and begin masturbating furiously
>an employee outside the room can hear the sound of fapping
>bronies will be loving their tulpas and when they interject they think they're cumming inside their tulpa but they just cum on another brony's hair
>and when the movie ends the bronies roll out of the theater, covered in semen, grease, and autism
>an unlucky employee has to clean up the mess
>employee walks in the the auditorium, sees pools of semen everywhere
>employee's knees go slack, he falls to the ground, and cries before dying of autistic radiation
>the next showtime begins
>the cycle repeats
the only good thing that came out of the mlp movie was that theaters all over the country made billions and billions of dollars from autism
