Author Topic: My Little Pony: Friendship for Blockheads: General V2  (Read 8913100 times)

Hey ponies, get up, and make me a magic sandwich!
woomun, suht mouf and make own sammich

I wasn't addressing you personally, bro.
But yeah you're still pretty tense.
You're still stupid for thinking everyone who watches this show takes the title seriously.


was this posted before? i dont think so.

Where is the friendship?

You're still stupid for thinking everyone who watches this show takes the title seriously.

It's not the worst generalization that's been made about the fanbase, it's not even that mean :C

Can you please explain your answers ike?



The atoms in pony hooves are highly unstable. The excess of electrons in their distal phalanges exchange with the atom's electrons of any particular object. The exchange allows an impressive attraction, which the ponies have learned to manipulate to their advantage. This ranges, but not limited to, delicious juicy apples and snow shovels.

Here is a diagram to help the more visual learners understand this science.

As you can see, this transfer can be influenced by the nuerological system of the ponies, so they can grasp and ungrasp when the desire function of the brain is excited (this also seems subconcious...proven by the ponie's abilty to trott).

Pegasus ponies are born with a more highly sensitive system, hence why they can stand on loosely-densed clouds. By this logic, pegasus ponies can also walk on water, but this remains to be inconclusive given the chaotic nature of water (versus the highly predictable stagnant nature of cloud formations).

The reason Earth Ponies unable to walk on clouds is because through years of evolution they've hardened the callous ends of their hooves due to their increased hulk-like strength and apple bucking...making the transfer weaker, but still existant.
Unicorns utilize many of their excess electrons for magical feats unique to them. Their abilities are still present, but weakened since most of their electrons await use through magic in their horns.

Really when you look at it all from a fresh perspective, it all makes sense.



LOGIC IMAGE
LOGIC LOGIC LOGIC
It's magic, leave it at that
although it is amazing logic

It seems more like writers convenience. As they could not find a way to figure out how ponies hold objects.


It seems more like writers convenience. As they could not find a way to figure out how ponies hold objects.
Its a false diagram.

Its magic.

It seems more like writers convenience. As they could not find a way to figure out how ponies hold objects.

Tiny adhesive hairs on the bottom of their hooves?



Can someone make a better one?

Tiny adhesive hairs on the bottom of their hooves?
Spiderpony Spiderpony!