But asa, I thought we were suppose to fight for all pony kind, not become an evil dictatorship and force our opinions down others throat
Making jokes and obsessing over a fanfic about turning ponies into cupcakes is not protecting pony kind.
The job of the UPO is solely to defend the ownership of pony lands. I'm the only guy with the firepower to do it so I shall do it as I please.
I will not take orders from a man who rises and sleeps under the very blanket of freedom I provide him. I would rather you just go on your way and say thank you, or else I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post.