that one pinkie pie image reminded me of epic meal time
epic friendship cupcakes
call up the scout
tell him there's some rainbows so he can cry like a little bitch
who's causing these rainbows? RAINBOW DASH, MOTHERforgetER. who is rainbow dash? GO THE OUTSIDE AND STARE AT THE SKY.
adding in some vanilla. just a pinch.
something sweet
some salt
flour
magic bacon strips
more magic bacon strips
friendship
and a dash of rainbow
we wait ten minutes and out comes a freshly baked little BITCH. MADE OF FRIENDSHIP, MAGIC, AND RAINBOWS.
MADE OF MORE RAINBOWS AND FRIENDSHIP.
SMART.
WE SECRETLY MADE A FRIEND NAMED PINKIE PIE.
TURN UP THE RADIO?
forget THAT BITCH, THIS PONY CAN SING.
YOU DON'T LIKE SINGING? YOU WANT SOME POP MUSIC? forget THAT, PINKIE SAYS IT'S DANCE TIME, THEN AFTERWARD IT'S CUPCAKE TIME.
next time, we eat applejack
