I really laughed at this:You do not lie, Thar, this story is hilarious.
“Okay, plan,” said Twilight. “Rainbow Dash, you fly around and distract them, and the rest of us will sneak into the ship.”“Got it!” the cyan pegasus said, snapping a crisp salute. She gathered her hooves below her, and with a powerful flap of her wings leapt into the air!She was just over 4 feet off the ground when a pair of brilliant ruby beams speared her through the chest. She crashed back to the ground, a pair of smoking holes marring her coat front and back.“Always wanted... to see... the stars...” she gasped, and expired.“Nooooooooo!” cried Twilight, tossing herself on her friend’s body. She sobbed quietly, then got back to her hooves.
At the end of the corridor they conveniently ran into a lifeboat. They quickly poured inside, only to gasp in horror when they saw the terrible choice awaiting them.The lifeboat only had three seats!“You go on without me,” Rarity said, stepping back outside the lifeboat. “It’s the generous thing to do!”“Thanks!” Twilight yelled, slamming the door shut and buckling herself in, Applejack and Pinkie Pie quickly taking the other two seats. After a moment there was a muffled banging on the door.“I changed my mind!” they could hear Rarity yell. “I’ll sit on the floor! I’ll sit on Applejack’s lap if that’s okay with--”“There’s no time!” Twilight interrupted, quickly going through the launch checklist.
Oh god lol
That was probably my favorite part in the whole story.
Mine was when the general was explaining the weaponry that each army had to the princess. I was like oh god lol
Hey man, wood spears with metal tips tied with rawhide are serious bzns
-snip-"Adult" Luna.
