Author Topic: My Little Pony: Friendship for Blockheads: General V2 (Read 8948923 times)

TheChaosCarrier · September 05, 2011, 11:03:17 PM

Quote from: Gojira on September 05, 2011, 10:50:20 PM

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
please make it quick and painless
please

bahaha.

no.

besides,

Quote from: I Heart PP on September 05, 2011, 10:52:58 PM

You'll have to seduce her. Crying like a wimp worn't work.

and it's not easy...
how do you think i began working for her rather than another trophy piece?

Quote from: Gojira on September 05, 2011, 10:55:48 PM

thank you

anyways

I'm packing my M16

where do you want to meet,

Pinkamina.

she has ways to disarm the prepared...

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Gojira · September 05, 2011, 11:03:31 PM

it's no use

she's killing us all

god help us

Don't stop this, it's too fun.

Target Identified
Pinkamena Diane Pie
Target Species: Pony, class 177
Target Speed: N/A, minimal motion adjustment required.
Firing...

Kochieboy · September 05, 2011, 11:08:56 PM

*I watch my back*

I think she's here

Jacob/Lee · September 05, 2011, 11:10:38 PM

*I lower my helmet, grab a lawn chair and some popcorn then sit down*

This'll be good *eats popcorn*

Kochieboy · September 05, 2011, 11:11:43 PM

*I look under my bed*

Nope

*I look in my closet*

Nope

*I look in the hallway*

N--- Thud

Gojira · September 05, 2011, 11:12:03 PM

Uh-oh...

* Pinkamena tackles me and somehow gets the M16 out of my backpack

What the ph-

* Pinkamena shoves a cupcake down my throat, then gags me

MMPH!
Ugh...

* Gojira falls asleep

Kingdaro · September 05, 2011, 11:12:39 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsu5PNm7UPg

Bronies make awesome music.

snakeeyes · September 05, 2011, 11:14:17 PM

Just finished digging the graves.
Now to wait for the remains.

Decepticon · September 05, 2011, 11:14:33 PM

* I appeared by Pinkamena

* I crouch over Gojira

Goodnight.

* I stab him in the stomach with a knife

Jacob/Lee · September 05, 2011, 11:15:34 PM

...Should I help?

Nah. *continues eating popcorn*

Gojira · September 05, 2011, 11:15:53 PM

Ugh... where am I?

Uh-oh, I've read enough grimdark fanfics to know where this is going...

* Pinkamena trots down stairs and starts hammering nails into my rear hooves

AGH!

Quote from: Decepticon on September 05, 2011, 11:14:33 PM

* I crouch over Gojira

Goodnight.

* I appeared by Pinkamena

* I stab him in the stomach with a knife

Really Decepticon? Ignoring.

Kochieboy · September 05, 2011, 11:16:11 PM

*I cough*

Ughhh...

*Pinkamena stares at me and says* "Enjoy the poisonous gas..."

Gojira · September 05, 2011, 11:18:23 PM

I'm using [ me=Pinkamina][/me] to do this.

Anyways...

* Pinkamena attaches wires to nails

Uh-oh...

AAAGH
OH MY CELESTIA AGH

* Pinkamena begins hacking at my wings

AAAAAAAGH

OOC: I'm an OC, not RD.

Kochieboy · September 05, 2011, 11:19:57 PM

*My breathing slows down, I start puking blood*

aaaaaaagh... (I don't have enough air to speak loud enough)

Gojira · September 05, 2011, 11:23:26 PM

* Pinkamena tears my wings halfway off

AGH

WHY ME

LET ME GO!
"No."
NO, CELESTIA PLEASE NO!

* Pinkamena jolts me with electric charges

AGH

I pass out from the pain...