I was walking through the village roads
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest steroid hypodermic
"Run higher, jump faster."
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AN
I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU STRENGTHEN ME
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
You must think I'm a weakling
I ain't gonna be part of your drug plan
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AN
Pump that garbage in another man's arm
I go to my favourite candy store
And the dude says, "You come here all the time! Here's one for free."
I said,
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AN
WHAT I LOOK LIKE, AN OBESE KID?
I TOOK IT AND
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
I don't need your candy!
I'm an adult!
Please!
You can't bribe me candy man
At the farmer's market with my "so called" terrorist friend
He hands me a suitcase, says it's a bomb
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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THIS AIN'T A BOMB, THIS IS A SUITCASE
I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
What, you think I'm stupid?
I'm not part of your bomb plan
That suitcase wasn't a bomb
DUH!
Some whiner hands me a present
Whatcha want me to do with this, open it?
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE GROUND
I THREW THE REST OF THE PRESENTS TOO
Welcome to the real world, jackass!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I'm an ADULT!
Two al-Qaeda terrorists try to give me their friend code
GROUND!
Nobody wants your friend code, terrorists!
Then the two terrorists got up
Turned out they had an AK-47
And they shot me in the back door
Fell to the ground
The terrorists didn't let up
Shootin' on my back door over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My back door was on fire
The moral of the story is:
You can't trust the street vendors
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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~"Threw it on the Ground" Parody by Jairo
