
oh god lol
That guy is totally the party bard, he's giving them some really nice buffs.
Also, about that gore/troll fic, I can prove to you the people writing it are slightly insane:
Meanwhile, for the CMC, there is only one relevant question: Will it blend?
Bonus points for forcefeeding an Apple Bloom smoothie to Rarity.
Darn. I came up with an idea that turns Applebloom into a necromancer after Scootaloo gets decapitated! Totally different story, just throwing it out there... [/endorsement]
We could blend Apple Bloom, feed the slurry to Scootaloo, and then have Sweetie Belle raise Apple Bloom, causing her to burst out of Scoot's chest like a certain scene in a certain movie.