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>Go to gamespot to buy vidya
>It's a wii game
>As I enter the store I see that the cashier is a solid 7 female
>Think to myself: "Ah crap, I'm buying a wii game, she will take me for a real kid"
>Decide to also buy 4-5 fps ps3 games to look manlier
>Don't even have a ps3
>As I go to the counter to buy my games, she notices the wii cover
>Shutter out: Y-yeah it's for my little brother, I don't play wii games
>She has a look that tells me she doesn't believe me
>Say: >2011, >not believing what I say is true, I sure hope you guys don't do this
>She looks at me awkwardly and tells me to take my games and please leave the store
>Say: >me, >leaving this store, pick one
>She says that if I don't leave she will call a security guard
>Not wanting to make the guard feel beta, I decide to leave
>As I turn around, I trip over my untied shoe laces and spaghetti falls from my fanny pack
>The cashier starts to laugh uncontrollably
>I run out of the store without picking up the games on the floor but my cape gets caught on the door
>A gang of kids see me and say: "Hey, look at this friend"
>They proceed to beat me while I can't move
>As I'm laying on the floor, I burst into treats
>Frustrated, I get up, swallow my treats and unstuck my cape
>I take a small piece of paper and write my number on it
>I go back into the store and pick up my games while eye loving the cashier
>Before I leave, I go to the counter, give her my number and tell her to call me
>I walk out of the store and say: "You can keep the spaghetti".
>Feel alpha as forget for the rest of the day
