describe to me carrots in a nutshell
The story i mean.
y'know when you do something really embarrasing, and your parents find out, but they don't confront you? like them finding your carrot underneath your bed? and it's really awkward every time you see them? That's the "invisible carrot" that hangs above you whenever you talk to your parents.
one guys was just a lube covered carrot that his mom found and disposed of
one guys was a candle wax stick that he shoved in his snake to masturbate, but got stuck in his bladder and had to get surgery. Never talked about it again.
main characters was when he tried to use a filter to masturbate at the bottom of his pool. when he was done, he stood up to find out that his intestines were stuck in there. he had to bite it in half and get a bunch of surgery, and cannot eat meat now. His sister got pregnant from sperm in the pool. his parents tried desperatly to cover it all up.
