Here's my version of these "fourth-wall" stories.
Once upon a time I was watching ponies. Then Pinkie Pie came out of the screen and gave me instructions on how to build a dimensional teleportation-device. Overnight I completed the designs with a spoon and a toothpick. Then I teleported to Equestria and hugged Fluttershy, and everyone was happy and stuff. There were NO DEPRESSING TWIST ENDINGS OR ANYTHING BECAUSE forget THAT.
The End.