So here's the conversation, the recording only picked up my voice that I purposely rose for it to hear.
Me: "Mom, why can't I wear the Derpy shirt"
Mom: "It seems queer, you'll get made fun of"
Dad: "Which shirt, the gay one? Why don't you put loving flowers in your hair while your at it?"
Me: "Hurdurhur so funny Dad."
Dad: "I'm not gonna have you come and say you're gay one day, right?"
Me: "This conversation was pointless"
[ Goes in room ]
Dad: "I was joking, but I do want to check out that website and make sure they aren't a bunch of friend child enthusiasts."
[ End of act 1 ]
Isn't my family the best?