They probably can't read fanfics because they risk reading an idea they have and then not being able to use it.
OH HEY WOW LOLWHO KNEW IT TOOK THIS LONG TO SAY THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL THE OPPONENT DECIDES IT ISN'T WORTH THERE TIMEAND IT STILL HASN'T HAPPENED YETGod save us all!
What side are you on again?
neutral party i guess
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neutral =/= uneasy / skeptical
this is always my preferred side.
bitch you need to watch futurama