I hate McDonalds.

[Toafruity]

This is the first Ronald McDonald.

Was he on crack?

[Ad Bot]

[Tremrist]

My mom went to Panda Express once and found a bug in her food. She went there again and got food poisoning. I haven't been to Mcdonalds in months

[VerticalHorizon]

I asked for a plain McChicken once. They gave me a box with just a chicken breast in it.

[hankyje]

Was he on crack?

No, he does like to rape and kill children though.

[Kira100000]

You have to pay like 25 cents for extra sauce for the mcnuggets at mcdonalds

guess how much you have to pay for extra sauce at other fast food places

oh wait you dont

[SeventhSandwich]

OP: "i'm too lazy to take the cheese off my hamburger so i'll go cry about it on the internet"

YOU SIR, ARE A LILLY-NECKED SWINE.

ALL THE CONDIMENTS AND ADDITIONAL INGREDIENTS REST ON TOP OF THE CHEESE.

AFTER IT HAS BEEN PLACED, THE DAMAGE IS DONE AND UNREPAIRABLE.

[Skorpion]

McDonalds near mine only ever seem to make the mistake of adding cheese. Sometimes they think you said Cheese when you said No cheese. That or they pick up the wrong one by mistake.

[Big Brother]

milk shake machine is ALWAYS loving BROKEN

i ask for a plain big mac, i get either cheese (luckily I can bare it) or every topping going. If it's the latter I need to go and change it. forget

[Belogna]

went to mcdonalds once, asked for a McChicken and get a loving peice of chicken with two buns. once went to a mcdonalds and ordered three mcdoubles and three mcdoubles and fries, i mean what the forget, i don't want your stinkin' fries.

[Skorpion]

McDonalds is a Father Knows Best state, It gives you what it thinks is best.