McDonalds Ordering Game

[Alyx Vance]

You get water and worms covered in tomato sauce





I still want my Cola!

[Ad Bot]

[Alex Man!]

you get a can. now put it in the trash can.

i want BIG BOOTIED BITCHES MAKING ME A SAMMICH WITH PICKLES.

[Alyx Vance]

You get small bootied whores to make you a sammich WITHOUT PICKLES >:O

[Alex Man!]

you forgot to ask for something, tyrone.

i want 16 chicken mcnuggets and a fry.

[Electrk]

you get 16 fries and a chicken mcnugget

[Alex Man!]

you get 16 fries and a chicken mcnugget

you forgot to ask for something, you black.

GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN THE REGISTER, NOW! THIS IS A ROBBERY!

[Alyx Vance]

I shoot you with a 12 gauge.




I need a body clean up crew.

[Robin Ihoodl]

You get a coke.



I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES

[Count]

You get NOTHING

I would like a hotdog with ketchup and horseradish please.

[Ipquarx]

You get .hsidaresroh dna puhctek htiw godtoh

I want BRAINS_{BRAINSBRAINSBRAINSBRAINSBRAINS}

[LOL :D]

You get a brain stem.
I order Subway.

[Electrk]

You get Quizznos

I would like a jar of mayonnaise please.

[Alex Man!]

you get my semen in a jar. delicious.

I want KFC. *Walks out of McDonalds*

[Alyx Vance]

You get robbed by black guys.






I want a new house pls

[Soulpelt]

You get a brick.

I. WANT. NOTHING.

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