If you had a chance to kill the above user...

[Shinji]

I wouldn't.

[Ad Bot]

[aml]

Wouldn't cause shinji is a coolbro.

[hankyje]

Nah dawg.

[Man 2]

Now as for you...

I'd shove a baseball bat down your throat.

[Unwritten Calender]

I'd throw a computer at you.
Several times

[Narkro555]

I'd throw a bible at you.
Several times.

[Trymos]

Coolbro.

[Joltarn]

i would take it
because i can
and then i would kill narkro

[hankyje]

yes.

[Bladedsword]

Yes

[Lil D]

Well first I would cut off your eyelids and pull your teeth out one by one.

Then I would make you watch all the gay research bisjac has subscribed rocigarettes to.

[rockslide26]

split your snake down the middle and dump salt in the wound, tie you to a wall, and cut up your face with a razor until you die of blood loss. Then, I would carry the body to a room covered in plastic wrap as to leave no blood, cut your body up into small cubes, and dump them into the middle of the ocean where they will be consumed by the various animals of that ecosystem, leaving behind little (and untraceable) evidence.

[otto-san]

i wouldnt

[asablief]

Stab you with an icicle.

The icicle will melt, destroying fingerprints and washing away blood.

Autopsies won't be able to figure about what happened, anything left behind from the icicle will melt and the water will mix with the blood stream, and being that the human body is mostly water they wont be able to see it.

just kidding i lov u

[rockslide26]

Cut off arms, cauterize the wounds, then the next day off with the legs, cauterize the wounds. I'd force feed you and keep you in a padded room where I would cut you with various blades in non lethal locations and dump hydrogen peroxide in the wounds, cleaning them up so you wouldn't die yet. I'd drag you outside, lay you out on the ground, and slam away at your torso with a sledgehammer until I burst the heart, then bury the body and flee the country.