Every sentence CAN be ended with "in my pants" and still be relevant

[Katadeus]

I do not listen to music in my pants. Taking them off is much better because when you're listening like that, the tone of any instrument is horribly dulled in my pants. Pants tend not to have such resonant qualities that the music continues to sound just as good in my pants.

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[Legodude77]

Its a hot day in my pants.

[Belogna]

IkeTheGeneric has once again shown us the way in my pants.