Author Topic: Impossible... (Read 3581 times)

Clone v.117 · July 23, 2011, 04:50:45 PM

Quote from: indyjones on July 23, 2011, 04:49:04 PM

Copycat

Who did he copy it from? Its all over the internets and the world :?

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Roknrollwill · July 23, 2011, 04:51:00 PM

Quote from: HerpaDerp on July 23, 2011, 04:47:46 PM

The statement below is false.

The statement above is true.

I'd rather listen to the first sentence that was said. After all, that was read first, so the statement below is continuously false, no matter what..?

Vegetarian Zombie · July 23, 2011, 04:51:04 PM

Quote from: Doomonkey on July 23, 2011, 04:50:35 PM

Dark doesn't exist.

Dark is just the absence of light... forgot that.

Camera · July 23, 2011, 04:55:59 PM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on July 23, 2011, 04:34:46 PM

Just post impossible phrases and such. Try to forget up everyone brains.

I'll start, with a Philosoraptor.

In Celsius I think that'd be 0 Degrees C.

Muddy Waters · July 23, 2011, 04:57:51 PM

If I swallowed my lazor, where does it go?

Vegetarian Zombie · July 23, 2011, 04:58:18 PM

You don't want to know

FrozenEye · July 23, 2011, 04:58:30 PM

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway.

Doomonkey · July 23, 2011, 04:59:03 PM

Quote from: Camera on July 23, 2011, 04:55:59 PM

In Celsius I think that'd be 0 Degrees C.

Quote from: Doomonkey on July 23, 2011, 04:45:22 PM

If the temperature is 0 degrees Fahrenheit, it will be -229.835 degrees tomorrow.

If the temperature is 0 degrees Celsius, it will be -136.575 degrees tomorrow.

Half of the distance to 0 Kelvin.

Doomonkey · July 23, 2011, 04:59:33 PM

Quote from: FrozenEye on July 23, 2011, 04:58:30 PM

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway.

You're supposed to park in a garage not in the driveway, and I've never even heard of a parkway.

Clone v.117 · July 23, 2011, 05:00:04 PM

Quote from: Muddy Waters on July 23, 2011, 04:57:51 PM

If I swallowed my lazor, where does it go?

You cant swallow light.
Invalid question is invalid.

Muddy Waters · July 23, 2011, 05:00:14 PM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on July 23, 2011, 04:58:18 PM

You don't want to know

Yes I do want to know, I have a forgeted mind to comprehend this.

Clone v.117 · July 23, 2011, 05:00:36 PM

Quote from: FrozenEye on July 23, 2011, 04:58:30 PM

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway.

The forget is a parkway?

Muddy Waters · July 23, 2011, 05:01:11 PM

Quote from: Clone v.117 on July 23, 2011, 05:00:04 PM

You cant swallow light.
Invalid question is invalid.

Lazor does not = Light

Vegetarian Zombie · July 23, 2011, 05:01:59 PM

If the 7-11 is open 24/7, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Why do funeral homes charge so much and blame it on the cost of living?

How do you know when invisible ink runs out?

Why is it that, if you eat a two-pound box of candy, you gain five pounds?

Trymos · July 23, 2011, 05:02:12 PM

Quote from: Vegetarian Zombie on July 23, 2011, 04:50:13 PM

If the speed of light is 186,282 miles per second, what's the speed of dark?

-186,282 miles per second.