Mother is kinda... eh.

[Jacky]

Kinda have some problems with my mother.
First she yells at me by saying:

NO, BARACK OBAMA IS THE 45TH PRESIDENT, DAMNIT.

And i was like okay...
Then, she says something completely off topic by saying:

"The united states has 51 states."

I say:

"No, mother, it has 50 states."

"51 because of Hawaii"

I literally wanted to facepalm, but she doesn't allow me to do that for some dumbass reason.
Then i finally said:

"Well, mother. I think you jacked my brain up. But I'll agree with you." <--- LOLNOPE

/discuss

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[CoolKoopaTroopa]

I think she's messing with you. You have no sense of humor 

[Messes]

inb4offtopicismyfavoriteblog

tell her she is dumb, slap her, done.

or

I think she's messing with you. You have no sense of humor 

[Jacky]

I think she's messing with you. You have no sense of humor 

no she wasn't.

she's a very serious person. she never gets any jokes I say. and trys to throw some "witty" stuff at my face. BY YELLING AT ME. So I'm always like... eh wtf?

[CoolKoopaTroopa]

no she wasn't.

she's a very serious person. she never gets any jokes I say. and trys to throw some "witty" stuff at my face. BY YELLING AT ME. So I'm always like... eh wtf?

Serious people can't make jokes every now and then?

[Mega-Bear]

She may be senile.

[Jacky]

Serious people can't make jokes every now and then?

she never jokes around.

EVER

[Messes]

take her to a mental institute

[Supersylox]

...Your mother is a troll. :/

[IkeTheGeneric]

"The united states has 51 states."

[Packer]

This is why you leave home when you get old enough so you don't have to put up with that stuff. I would but I'm a lazy poor bastard.

[Sullivan]

[img ]http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/4429/states.png[/img]

made my day

[fred da kiko]

burn the house down. she would probably stay inside because "flames can't hurt you if you stay in the bathtub."

[FrozenEye]

mondayland.

[Jairo]

mondayland.

We should take a honeymoon there.