Author Topic: The ruin a wish foundation  (Read 13860 times)

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I wish 4  :cookie:

You get a pile of pixels.

I wish for nothing.

Hobos eat you

I wish to get  mugged.

You get raped by a 60 year old hobo, then mugged, then murdered with an old carrot...that was shoved in your ass five seconds ago.


I wish for another Mountain Dew.

You get Sierra Mist.

I wish for to be a giant flying robot that can go underground...

That can swim on land... Or something.
I need to stop smoking pot...

You get Sierra Mist.

I wish for to be a giant flying robot that can go underground...

That can swim on land... Or something.
I need to stop smoking pot...
You get robotic, land-swimming, flying dog poo

I wish I could have scripting powers! :D

You get scripting powers and the ability to HACK however the FBI comes and arrests you and 5 days later you are forgeted up with a firing squad which is 10 shotguns all close to your head chest and limbs. you die.

I wish for 5000  of these -----------> :nes:

I wish for a wish on this scriggly dish to make it a very nice fish

I wish for a wish on this scriggly dish to make it a very nice fish
You get a roasted Pikachu

I wish I had a lifetime supply of soda. :3

You get Pepsi.

I wish I could facedesk as many times as I wanted without hurting myself or the object I'm facedesking against.

you get a concussion

I want a nintendo 64.

you get a concussion

I want a nintendo 64.
You get a Gameboy

I wish that I could never be hit with negative wishes.

Granted. But none of your wishes from now on come true or false, just, nothing happens.

I wish for my wish not to be granted.

Your wish was granted.

I didn't wish for a smiley face.

:D

I wish for NINJAS. THOUSANDS OF THEM.