Ok so Zack0Wack0 asked a group of people to give him a story about aliens attacking humans. (written, not tabloid)
This was the one I created for him. He didn't seem to appreciate it at all though, I wonder why.
Torment left and right, slowly incoming towards our last line of defense, the humans were left defending against cruel and unusual extraterrestrial enemies who had strange ways of attacking. Every so often they would send a mothership out behind their main force to check up on them, once it is done it would leave to come back another time. Slowly the aliens would close in on the humans while shooting at them hoping to get a lucky shot off and remove any chance of survival of the human race. But alas, the spacemen were determined to survive this near extinction expierence. The aliens were almost upon the humans when they got a lucky shot off and hit the mothership. The aliens were terrified by what had just occured, they watched their family and friends destroyed by pure chance. They decided to not let those lives be lost in vain. The humans decided otherwise, learning to aim their shots perfectly, guiding them into the alien vessels. One by one the aliens lost their army to a single human craft protecting the human race. Once it was the last alien, the humans got roostery and moved out of range of their cover, the aliens saw the ir chance. They took a shot and it blew a hole right in the ship. Humanities last protectors were no more. Game over. Insert another quarter to play space invaders.
